“I enjoyed your post about being longlisted for the Authors’ Club Best First Novel award.”
“Thank you. I was very excited, but probably overdid the Uriah Heep ever so ‘umble stuff.”
“Are you going to post about being shortlisted?”
“Well, I don’t know. I feel like I’ve shouted about this enough.”
“Uriah Heep. Again.”
“Yes. Probably.”
“But it’s a big deal, isn’t it?”
“It’s a massive deal. I’ve been walking on air for days.”
“But why is it so special?”
“Well, there’s something about being recognised by other authors as having created something special which is quite, quite unique.”
“Hang on, you wrote that in your post about being longlisted.”
“Exactly. You see the problem. I have shot my bolt.”
“Hmm. So what will you do?”
“I have absolutely no idea.”








