Writing

Writing is increasingly what I do. It’s what I’ve always wanted to do.

The big change came for me in October 2010, when my debut novel The English Monster was bought by Simon and Schuster. It comes out in 2012.

Over the years, I’ve done a fair bit of writing for various places (not including the random scribblings that appear on I’ve Said Too Much). My first printed thing (outside student journalism) was a book review in the Guardian in 1989. As a journalist, I worked for Financial Times Newsletters and for Baskerville Communications (which was subsequently absorbed into Informa). I also did freelance stuff for the Independent, the Sunday Telegraph, the Evening Standard and the Guardian.

Since I’ve been working online, I’ve carried on doing quite a bit of writing. Here’s some stuff that’s appeared under the badge of people you might have heard of:

A post from 2024

A not-entirely-serious look at the future of search

Glastonbury en Vague

Tales from the City

Pop Festival

The aluminium curtain

Crimes even lower at sunny Glastonbury

You don’t have to live like a refugee

Various bits and pieces from the 2004 Glastonbury festival

Good things come

Reading Carter Beats the Devil a year too late

The convenience con

Mistletoe and whine

What does your bank say about you?

Cashpoints

The house price forecast: squally

Welcome to my nightmare

Talking rubbish 98% of the time

Let there be policy exclusions

Family ties

If only you could turn back time

Never had it so bad

A little knowledge is a profitless thing

No retreat, no surrender

Bringing the house down

Spend, spend…no, don’t spend

Saving for the children

You’re a bleedin’ liability, you are

Get a grip on yourself

Selling points

The generation blame

Think of the children

Starters’ orders

Scaring the life out of us

A series of columns badged as The Financial Hypochondriac

Staged fright

A family trip to Thorpe Park

Van extraordinaire

A trip around France in a campervan

King and I

Why I love Stephen King

Primary choice

A guide to choosing a primary school, for the paranoid middle classes

Pitch invasion

All about England World Cup songs

Tainted love

Celebrating Soft Cell