Not so long ago, media consumption was as simple as switching a channel. Today, technology and content distribution have got so complex that a new infrastructure is needed to return simplicity to media consumption. Enter URIplay, a DNS for media.
BORIS Johnson's plan to build an artificial island in the Thames and then put an airport on it has been backed by the majority of Britain's 12 year-old boys.
According to Johnson's Â£500 squillion plan, the island will be surrounded by laser cannons and thousands of deadly sharks to keep out terrorists and girls.