So, I’ve got a newly lasered pair of eyes. Now I wake up in the morning and can see birds in the trees outside the windows, rather than a rather blurred impression of wildlife out there. All I can say is I felt an enormous sense of privilege that this unbelievable technology was available to me, at a time when people are going blind in less fortunate regions of the world. It’s an age of miracles, people. Without all that messy stigmata business, either.
About Lloyd Shepherd
Lloyd is the author of The English Monster, The Poisoned Island, Savage Magic, and The Detective and The Devil. He lives in London, and only talks about himself in the third person for SEO purposes.