Here’s something delightful from Sick Days:
“General office staff donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t get doors or windows. Period.
Supervisors with less than 5 years experience get indirect sunlight. Supervisors with 5 years experience get an office with a window Ã¢â‚¬â€ when one comes free. And that can take years. But they donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t get doors.
Managers get offices with windows and doors Ã¢â‚¬â€ but not corner offices. That would be wrong. The exception is managers with 20 years of service. They get corner offices Ã¢â‚¬â€œ but only on the south east side of the building.”