"Charges: You think itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s your patriotic duty to spend money you donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t have on crap you donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t need. You think Hillary lost because of sexism, when itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s actually because sheÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s just a bad liar. You think Iraq is better off now than before we invaded, and donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t understand why theyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re so ungrateful. You think Tim Russert was a great journalist. YouÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re hopping mad about an auto industry bailout that cost a squirt of piss compared to a Wall Street heist of galactic dimensions, due to a housing crash you somehow have blamed on minorities. It took you six years to figure out what a tool Bush is, but you think Obama will make it all better. You deem it hunky dory that we conduct national policy debates via 8-second clips from Ã¢â‚¬Å“The View.Ã¢â‚¬Â You think God zapped humans into existence a few thousand years ago, although your appendix and wisdom teeth disagree. You like watching vicious assholes insult each other on TV. You support gun rights, because firing one gives you a chubby. You cuddle falsehood
"The more times you answered Ã¢â‚¬Å“trueÃ¢â‚¬Â to those six questions, the more you need to follow The Traffic Light rule of thumb: During the first 30 seconds of an utterance, your light is green: your listener is probably paying attention. During the second 30 seconds, your light is yellowÃ¢â‚¬â€your listener may be starting to wish youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d finish. After the one-minute mark, your light is red: Yes, there are rare times you should Ã¢â‚¬Å“run a red light:Ã¢â‚¬Â when your listener is obviously fully engaged in your missive. But usually, when an utterance exceeds one minute, with each passing second, you increase the risk of boring your listener and having them think of you as a chatterbox, windbag, or blowhard." I have no idea what this person is talking about…
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