Who are these staffers? Is it a great job for a young person, an oppor-toon-ity, working for TMZ? Did Harvey find them all in a back alley, torturing cats? They don?t look like hissing slobs?they?re quite presentable and even attractive. But the mark is upon them, discernibly. Small signals of moral rot are being sent?the eye-flicker, the distorted nostril?as they slag off Julia Roberts or The Situation. Blond Girl is slumped and catty; Heavy-Metal Guy talks in a whiny-snivelly voice, suggestive of detachment or severance from the deeper portions of his personality. Look out, kids: the wind will change and you?ll be stuck like that, a stroke-victim sneer fixed on your face.